Monday, August 30, 2004
Cheap-ass IM-based post
JennieSmash: if you never see me again, it's because i've been murdered by this woman
CelliMac: oh no
CelliMac: why are all these women in love with you?
JennieSmash: because i'm super hot
CelliMac: well yes, but you seem to have developed a talent for attracting our own kind...are you wearing a new perfume?
JennieSmash: and i can sing billie holiday songs perfectly and understand the superiority of gerber daisies over all other flowers. i'm basically the perfect girlfriend ... for a chick
CelliMac: oh no
CelliMac: why are all these women in love with you?
JennieSmash: because i'm super hot
CelliMac: well yes, but you seem to have developed a talent for attracting our own kind...are you wearing a new perfume?
JennieSmash: and i can sing billie holiday songs perfectly and understand the superiority of gerber daisies over all other flowers. i'm basically the perfect girlfriend ... for a chick
