Jennie Smash

JennieSmash: if you never see me again, it’s because i’ve been murdered by this woman

CelliMac: oh no

CelliMac: why are all these women in love with you?

JennieSmash: because i’m super hot

CelliMac: well yes, but you seem to have developed a talent for attracting our own kind…are you wearing a new perfume?

JennieSmash: and i can sing billie holiday songs perfectly and understand the superiority of gerber daisies over all other flowers. i’m basically the perfect girlfriend … for a chick