Thursday, September 02, 2004
RNC update: Toodle loo 'em
Laura Bush: On the dolls.
Dubya Bush: Still stupid. Although he did manage to make it through twenty minutes of blather before hitting his first malapropism, which must mean that he's dipping into Laura's Xanax.
The blonde Bush twin: Cannot keep her girls in her shirt for even half an hour. Good lord. You're on TV, woman. Put on some clothes. Your daddy likes to pretend he's for family values, and that doesn't mean renting out his daughter to delegates. So far as we know.
Dubya Bush: Still stupid. Although he did manage to make it through twenty minutes of blather before hitting his first malapropism, which must mean that he's dipping into Laura's Xanax.
The blonde Bush twin: Cannot keep her girls in her shirt for even half an hour. Good lord. You're on TV, woman. Put on some clothes. Your daddy likes to pretend he's for family values, and that doesn't mean renting out his daughter to delegates. So far as we know.
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