Thursday, November 11, 2004
The "fun" in funeral
My latest contribution to the Black Table is up. Go check it out, if you like funny stories about funerals.
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I've been to more funerals in my lifetime than necessary. (My family is in the funeral business, not 'cause everyone around me is dying.) My rule on kissing/touching dead people is DON'T! All but one of my grandparents have passed on within the past 5 years and it doesn't matter how nice they were to me when they were alive, I ain't touching them when they're dead. Besides it's not like they can feel it. Furthermore, dead people never look like themselves what with all the caked on make-up, although I must say my Grandpa Joe was the best looking dead person I've seen in awhile. ~ TX girl (like you couldn't figure that out with the "ain't" remark)
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I have a slight advantage, because I'm a girl, and so I can contribute to the female-only Waxing Off column. So if you're a female-type person, that's where I'd try to break in. If you're a male-type person, there's always the Black List, which is all reader-written.
It also helps if you have a crazy family and can tell stories about them.
It also helps if you have a crazy family and can tell stories about them.
You do write some funny shit. This weeks entries were great, i love the vagina necklace and the mammaries that look like socks with cue balls in them too. I walked in on my almost mother in law once, same scene, i had nightmares for weeks.
Did they ever call you Hubes when growing up, and did that ever get mutated into Pubes?
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Did they ever call you Hubes when growing up, and did that ever get mutated into Pubes?
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