Saturday, July 09, 2005
Rec for NYC-area readers
You know what you should do right now? Go down to Canal Street and get knocked right the fuck over by an insane runaway tourist and her insane huge-ass motherfucking ginormous wheelie rollie suitcase. No, no: Listen. It's awesome. Do it. Do it NOW.
Bonus points if you happen to be wearing a skirt and manage to flash your lady parts to a couple of Chinese toddlers and their new-to-this-country-and-now-terrified Moms. You should also yell, "FUCK!" at the top of your lungs, like that will help anything.
DO IT.
Bonus points if you happen to be wearing a skirt and manage to flash your lady parts to a couple of Chinese toddlers and their new-to-this-country-and-now-terrified Moms. You should also yell, "FUCK!" at the top of your lungs, like that will help anything.
DO IT.
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Is that a New York welcome, similar to the christening of a ship with a fine bottle of champaigne? 'Cause if it is, I think I'd prefer to remain an unwelcomed, albeit frequent, visitor.
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