JennieSmash: Oh, BTW, did Mouse tell you about our new friend George?
Madcat: No!
JennieSmash: We met him at Botanika
JennieSmash: And he seemed gay, but apparently lurves me, which is odd.
JennieSmash: Anyway, we liked him, so we exhanged info.
JennieSmash: And now he’s emailing me about his peepee, which is what he calls it.
JennieSmash: I just don’t get people.
Madcat: Wait — his PEEPEE? That’s WEIRD.
JennieSmash: PEEPEE
Madcat: and GROSS
Madcat: ewwww
JennieSmash: He also told me that he wanted to touch my HINEY.
Madcat: You meet the oddest people of them all.
JennieSmash: Oh, I know.
Madcat: I mean, that’s a bit fwd for the first email! Can you block that shit?
JennieSmash: Yeah. Men think that I want them to harass me
JennieSmash: They do.
JennieSmash: They’re like, she’ll love this: I’ll mail her a picture of my penis. She will want to marry me.
Madcat: akfjdafjaldsjgalsdfja
Madcat: Argh
JennieSmash: I know.
Madcat: What a poor strategy.
JennieSmash: It’s very sad.
JennieSmash: Oh, BTW, did Mouse tell you about our new friend George?Madcat: No!JennieSmash: We met him at BotanikaJennieSmash: And he seemed gay, but apparently lurves me, which is odd. JennieSmash: Anyway, we liked him, so we exhanged info.JennieSmash: And now he’s emailing me about his peepee, which is what he calls it.JennieSmash: I just don’t…
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