Thursday, October 11, 2007

Update on the Subway

My week began on Tuesday with vomiting.

Not mine, I'm pleased to report. Someone else's. I got out of the subway and there she was, Ms. Honorary Monday Hangover Right-Now, puking elaborately into a trashcan just outside the 14th street F.

Now, if she'd looked distressed, I might've stopped and lent a hand. I don't, as my English friend Luke would say, mind doing a bit. Howsomever, this young lady was grinning maniacally whilst puking, which to me says crazy. If you're smiling and puking , you better be on peyote. And even then, I'm not a-gonna stick around to talk to you.

The rest of the week was less eventful, but a definite step up.

Labels: ,


Comments:
I come to the smash for the whilsts...whilstes...or the near homeless make outs. One of them.

--Taupey
 
She were smiling because puking out vileness feels better'n letting it churn in your tummy.
 
I can think of quite a few substances that make you grin while puking.

Opiates are the most likely, oxycodone and the like.

Hi again, btw. I had to move recently and whatnot.
 
Post a Comment



Links to this post:

Create a Link



<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

Subscribe to Posts [Atom]